I'm 84% mentally unstable.

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

Take your total,
Multiply by 4,

total = 84% !

Put the title as : I'm ____% mentally unstable.
And now, tag 10 friends.

Heniken

kinda old ad on tv. but i'm still enjoying it.

laugh all u ppl =)

CA

its here! i wanna go =)

2moreMths!

just some random stuffs

- 20th anniversary is in 2 weeks time! i'm pump-ed up and ready!!!!!!!!!!!
- 3 more weeks to NDP!! can't wait to perform!
- some church near my parent's work place reached out to them. they attended the cell group and service recently. what a breakthrough when i didn't know how to bring them to church! woohoo! thank u Jesus =)
- bought a discounted belt, courtesy of Felix Ngoh!

thats for now.

many ppl have been asking me what i want for my b'dae this year. and i gave a very typical answer each time.

'I want a..... sexy girlfren!' haha. yes i'm a cheekopei, i love bimbos! big time alright =)

what i really want. is probably u guys to put all the money in a red packet, and submit it for the 'Bernard's year end holiday campaign'. haha. so that i can spend spend spend in Hong Kong!

can't wait. really. really really. (for the year end trip, not my birthday. i think i'm old enough to remain young forever. hah)

=)

Tasty Treat

let's go get it! anyone? HAHAH

visit www.sun-ho.com =)

It's a store and more: have some fun.

SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. photo montage
2. me
3. my sword
4. guitar
5. ck perfume
6. Vaio lappy
7. dumbell

SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. Do You Like Anyone?
-> yes, i love people
2. Does Someone Like You?
-> of coz. i'm sexy and handsome
3. Last Kiss?
-> last sat, i kissed the 42SAR flag.
4. Been Lead On?
-> ?
5. Been Cheated On?
-> many times
6. Want A Relationship?
-> yes. yes. yes.
7. Wanna Get Married?
-> ahem.

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT:
1. iphone
2. my sister. lol.
3. the bowls at home
4. food
5. movies
6. shower
7. music

SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. i wanna recover from the illness
2. i wanna go shopping either tml or wednesday
3. transformers 2 should be a good movie.
4. ndp is almost a waste of time
5. kendrick is celebrating 21st at NSRCC this sat. i hope i can go
6. the sims 3 is a amazing game
7. rachel is a cute girl. i think i'm gonna date her.

SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU
1. Believe In God?
-> ya
2. Had A Dream Come True?
-> many times really. God is good!
3. Read The Newspaper?
-> always
4. Get Enough Sleep Everyday?
-> i sleep too much nowadays
5. Have A Best Friend?
-> a few i guess
6. Take A Bath Daily?
-> not in india. i slept with mud on me. on my bed, mind u.
7. Wish On Stars?
-> i did. its quite fun. almost came true too. hah. keyword: ALMOST.

SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Fallen In Love?
-> yup.
2. Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?
-> forced to
3. Hooked Up With Someone Who Had A BF/GF?
-> er, not yet.
4. Been To A Bonfire?
-> yea, when i was younger. at at the recent camps.
5. Ran Away From Home?
-> yes, once, i hated the house. not my home that is.
6. Played Strip Poker?
-> would love to try
7. Pulled An All Nighter?
-> u have no choice in army.

SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU:
1. Cried?
-> yes, teared as i YAWN, slept too much =)
2. Had Fun?
-> yeap.
3. Been Kissed?
-> i would want some. haha
4. Felt Stupid?
-> ok la.
5. Talked To An Ex?
-> nope.
6. Missed Someone?
-> yes i guess
7. Listened To Music?
-> yeap.

RED : ANGER
1. Are You Currently Mad At Someone?
-> hmmmm
2. Which Of Your family Members Has The Worst temper?
-> my sister. really.
3. Have You Ever Thrown Something At Anyone?
-> yes. even my rifle. lol. angry man
4. Does your Face Turn Red When You’re Angry?
-> nope, i'm dark
5. When You’re Mad Do You Prefer To Stare Angrily Or Yell?
-> u stare and yell at the same time, let them drown. lol

ORANGE : EXCITEMENT
1. Has Anyone Ever Thrown A Surprise Party For You?
-> no leh. my frens not happening.
2. Are You Easily Excited?
-> guess so
3. What Event Is Coming Up That You Are Looking Forward To?
-> ndp, ord, 20th anniversary
4. If You Won A Million Dollars, What Will Be Your First Thought?
-> get a house, car, shop till i drop
5. What Would Make You The Happiest Right Now?
-> hurhur

YELLOW : SELF DISCOVERY
1. Full Name:
-> BernardChua
2. Birthday:
->7th August
3. What’s Your Main Goal In Life?
-> happiness and progress for our. lol
4. Do You Want To Have Children?
-> yesss. 11, form a soccer team.
5. How Do You Want To Die?
-> peacefully. while eating my fav food. hahaha

BLUE : SADNESS
1. When Is The Last Time You Cried?
-> nv la
2. What Is The Saddest Thing That Is Happening Right Now?
-> the boredom when i do nothing
3. Do You Usually Cry/Get Depressed When Something Doesn’t Happen Your Way?
-> i get angry. lol
4. Has Anyone Made You Cry In The Last 24 Hours?
-> nope.
5. When You Are Sad, What Do You Do?
-> tell the world that Jesus lives.

PINK : LOVE
1. Do You Have A Crush On One Of Ur Friends?
-> hoho
2. Do You Believe At Love At First Sight?
-> yes, it can happen
3. When You See Your Crush, Do You Act Differently Around Him/Her?
-> yes. i will be very quiet. lol.
4. Do You Have A Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
-> nope.
5. Do You Believe Everyone Has A Soulmate?
-> must find la.

10 minutes of my time spent. facebook is amazing.

sims 3

finally got my own copy of sims 3. with time constraint and lack of creativity, i created myself and some edited clothings. hahaha. here goes.

thats me. HAHAHA, rock star in the making, so well blended with the night sky. skin tone abit too dark i think.
thats me performing in the central park in my RUNNING attire. sexy rite. LOL. its a amazing game.

=)

Dream Move

seems like the best of man utd either retire, or they move to Real Madrid.

guess la liga will be more entertaining in the future. bye ronaldo.

=)

Iphone 3Gs

just took a look at iphone's catalog n stuffs. i realise that it is quite ex.

here is the chart.




u can see that, a 56 dollars plan iphone cost 288, a 39 dollars cheapo plan iphone cost 548 -.-

quite obviously the $56 plan is better, but i'm wondering if its too much for a monthly plan. and also if 1GB is actually enough for a normal user like me. hmmm.

any comments? any singtel vouchers? lol

Top Goals

quite a good compilation. enjoy the goals even if u are not a fan of soccer.

good day =)

Again?

Photo Update

few seconds of fame on screen

reading during the very long wait in the morning
the dipping of colors
our fav mark time
team 42 SAR
Team Gedong
Failure self shot
my fav, back view.

They speak a thousand words.

Update

Added a ipod to my page =) (copied from other ppl's blog x) )

look at the time, wanna koonz already.

nite ppl.

=)